A picture of what you had for lunch
This picture has many memories. I know it’s not a picture of what I had for lunch, but its a great picture anyway. It’s with my best friend, Julian, at a Chinese buffet. A vegetarian Chinese buffet. We only realised after we had started eating. Bad times.
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
Well, the nearest book to me is actually my diary. Or should I say diaries. I lost the first book, but I did copy the seventeenth line from the twenty-third page of each book of my diary. Just to warn you, each book has it’s own title. Normally a song lyric which relates quite fittingly to the contents of the said book.
Book 2: Which came first,
the music or the misery?
“Sorry, writing this on the bus home.”
Not a very interesting line I must admit. I promise it gets better though.
Book 3: Here in this diary,
I write you visions of my summer.
It was the best I ever had.
“Sooze: Ur not stupid.”
Testament to the fact I am not stupid I suppose. This is a text message from a friend.
Book 4: Well it rains and it pours
when your out on your own,
If I crash on the couch can
I sleep in my clothes.
“Apparently he enjoyed our kiss (I didn’t) and that he wasn’t expecting tongues.”
There is a story to this sentence. There was a guy who wanted to kiss a guy to try it out. We had a few drinks and I agreed he could try on me. I realise this makes me sound like a bit of a whore, but it was a drunken dare and who cares 🙂
Book 5: Just Think Happy Thoughts
“I then started lifting up her top and playing with her breasts.”
This is about my ex-girlfriend. She wasn’t actually my girlfriend at the time, this was way before we got together. I went round to hers, we watched the Lion King and some stuff sorta happened.
Book 6: “When I disappear,
It is clear I am up to no good.”
People lined up to pay their last respects to nan in the open coffin.
This is quite self explanatory. It’s from my nans funeral in Cork, Ireland.
Book 7: I AM ON THE MEND
AT LEAST NOW I CAN SAY THAT I AM TRYING
“my beds comfy for that”
This is from a flirty web conversation with someone from my past…
Book 8: Back in school they never taught us what we needed to know.
Talked to an old Scottish couple until it closed.
Julian (the guy in the picture) should remember this one. It’s from our holiday in Malta. After we had visited some catacombs we rested and spoke to some Scottish couple.
Book 9: No Good,
You’re Up To No Good!
That’s when he kissed me.
So this is about another ex. This time an ex boyfriend. In fact this was our first kiss.
Book 10: I think I’ll figure it out
With a little more time!
But who needs time!
In AAU I had more people prodding and poking me.
This is from when I was admitted to the hospital I worked at with appendicitis. I eventually had my appendix out. It was quite an odd time for me. Being treated by doctors who I knew and worked with.