This will be partly a rant. WHY THE FUCK DO ENGLAND PLAYERS GET SO MUCH MONEY JUST TO FUCKING LOSE!!
I cannot be bothered to be angry enough to write an actually scathing paragraph because it is too hot.
I went out Saturday and ended up making out with the winner of the wet boxers competition that I entered on Friday. This really isn’t good or my reputation, but I really just can’t help myself these days… Getting back to work will calm me down, I hope!