The Musings Of Mike

21 June, 2009

A Random Day Means Random Texts

Filed under: Drunk, Life, Work — themiget @ 12:48 pm

This is a typical conversation between Julian and myself using text:

(The start is crappy, so I’ll start in the middle somewhere)

Me: Wow.

Jules: Dude I’m so knackered. I feel asleep after you text and just woke up now again.

Me: Haha, I’m pretty much dying at work. Been overdoing the alcohol and sex lol. Should have a sound night tonight though.

Jules: LOL. Fair enough.

Me: Hows the site?

Jules: Getting there. Got Byron to help me out a bit over the weekend.

Me: Lol. You crazy… Cool cool. So lightheaded and dizzy. Someone asked me if I was drugs… Wat you up 2? I’m bored. My concentration is all over the place.

Jules: Well I’m just waking up now. Need to get the site done. Then, I have no idea.

Me: Masturbating the rest of the day? You dirty BASTARD. Haha, the word instantly came up in caps. The phone must know known I was talking to you.

Jules: LOL no I’m not masturbating the rest of the day. Want to do something when you get out of work.

Me: Sure… Wat did you have in mind? P.s. I don’t think anyone would have the stamina to masturbate all day…

Jules: LOL. Erm not sure yet but I want to do something adventurous. You up for anything like that?

Me: Like slaying a dragon or driving all the snakes out of Ireland? Or more like robbing a bank or an old lady?

(At which point, a friend pointed out that you wouldn’t need to rob an old lady if you had already robbed a bank. I reminded him that there was an ‘or’ between the two and that I wasn’t prepared to do both in the same day)

Jules: Erm. No none of those. But something we can do that won’t get us arrested.

Me: Sorry about the long delayed reply. Managed to flood the water still. Could go into London… A part we have never been before.

Jules: Yeah we could do. And I’ll bring my camera. That ok?

Me: Cool. Sounds like a plan. Want to meet me at work? Got a choice of three different lines.

Jules: LOL ok

1 Comment »

  1. Nice to see you’re both as sane and sensible as always, keep it up!

    Comment by HannaH — 23 June, 2009 @ 6:04 pm | Reply


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