This is a typical conversation between Julian and myself using text:
(The start is crappy, so I’ll start in the middle somewhere)
Me: Wow.
Jules: Dude I’m so knackered. I feel asleep after you text and just woke up now again.
Me: Haha, I’m pretty much dying at work. Been overdoing the alcohol and sex lol. Should have a sound night tonight though.
Jules: LOL. Fair enough.
Me: Hows the site?
Jules: Getting there. Got Byron to help me out a bit over the weekend.
Me: Lol. You crazy… Cool cool. So lightheaded and dizzy. Someone asked me if I was drugs… Wat you up 2? I’m bored. My concentration is all over the place.
Jules: Well I’m just waking up now. Need to get the site done. Then, I have no idea.
Me: Masturbating the rest of the day? You dirty BASTARD. Haha, the word instantly came up in caps. The phone must know known I was talking to you.
Jules: LOL no I’m not masturbating the rest of the day. Want to do something when you get out of work.
Me: Sure… Wat did you have in mind? P.s. I don’t think anyone would have the stamina to masturbate all day…
Jules: LOL. Erm not sure yet but I want to do something adventurous. You up for anything like that?
Me: Like slaying a dragon or driving all the snakes out of Ireland? Or more like robbing a bank or an old lady?
(At which point, a friend pointed out that you wouldn’t need to rob an old lady if you had already robbed a bank. I reminded him that there was an ‘or’ between the two and that I wasn’t prepared to do both in the same day)
Jules: Erm. No none of those. But something we can do that won’t get us arrested.
Me: Sorry about the long delayed reply. Managed to flood the water still. Could go into London… A part we have never been before.
Jules: Yeah we could do. And I’ll bring my camera. That ok?
Me: Cool. Sounds like a plan. Want to meet me at work? Got a choice of three different lines.
Jules: LOL ok
