The Musings Of Mike

30 October, 2008

I’m Making Them Quicker Than I Can Poop…

Filed under: Drunk, Life, Lists, News, Politics, Random, Videos, Vlog — themiget @ 11:21 pm
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I made another one, it’s shameful to say.

50 points to anyone who recognises the three seperate songs in the background.

I’ll post an update soon, might give the vlog a little rest while I edit some hiking footage and continue a montage (Not giving too much away?).

Happy Halloween…

24 October, 2008

Numéro Deux

Filed under: Life, Links, Poems, Updates, Videos, Vlog — themiget @ 2:53 am
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Yes, I made a second vlog. This one is much better, a little longer and has a couple of outtakes at the end of it.

So, now I also have a new wireless internet connection. Woop Woop!

More importantly I have a couple of fancy dress parties coming up. One is next week, another is on the 31st and the last is on the 1st. Anyway, I dunno what to wear. Should I change my costume of each party or what? Also, what should I dress as. I was toying with the idea of Fidel Castro seeing as I already have the jacket, shirt and cap. (So Julian says). Is there any other cheap suggestions people can give?

Also, I have to display this wonderful poem by HannaH.

The Feeling

I wake up with The Feeling, like I could cry,
Only crying doesn’t come easily to me.
Hysteria and panic open the flood gates,
But even then only sometimes.

The Feeling makes my head spin,
Drowning in a salty ocean,
With nowhere to go.
So It travels to my stomach.

The nausea wrenches at me,
Telling me I’ll faint or puke.
But nothing happens,
Just The Feeling,

Stagnating.

The post can be found here: http://tastelikedeath.blogspot.com/2008/10/feeling.html Please comment about the poem on HannaH’s blog. Not on this post, thank you.

Mike Out!

11 October, 2008

History in the Making… My First (and only?) Vlog!

Filed under: Acting, Announcements, Life, Videos, Vlog — themiget @ 1:07 am
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I told you I was going to do and I did. It took me a few months of recording tons of different introductions, all of which I threw away to leave a short 1 minute post. 

What is a ‘Vlog’ I hear you ask. Well, go and find out for yourself you lazy fucks! A Vlog is a Video Blog. Simple.

 

 

How Many DVDs Do I Own?

I have four boxes already that fit 15 DVDs inside them. I need 7 to fit in my whole collection. How many DVDs do I own?   (Is it me or is this starting to sound like a GCSE exam question. It’s still a huge though)

5 October, 2008

I Told You I’d Write More Often And Guess How Many DVDs I Own!

Filed under: Films, Life — themiget @ 10:31 pm
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GUESS HOW MANY DVDS I OWN*:

So, Last night I was trying to sort out my DVD collection. I started when I was 17 and I haven’t really stopped spending spare money I have. Anyway, they have been strewn across my room for some time and so my parents bought some nice pale yellow storage boxes to put them all in. What a bad idea. They only bought four and they hold 15 DVDs each. As you can guess they weren’t enough.

Anyway, From the clue I just gave you in the above boring, Guess how many DVDs I have?!?

I will tell you, it’s not more than 200. The winner will receive some in knowing that they are faintly connected to my mind? The winner gets my praise. Good Luck and Good Guessing.

*Contestants are only allowed 3 guesses. Any guesses made after their 3 guesses will be disregarded. Winners must be completely accurate in their guess to win the main prize. In the likely event of no winner, the nearest guess will win a mention on this very blog. Terms and Conditions apply. Subject to availability. Minder Readers and Psychics are not permitted to participate.

4 October, 2008

The Optical Shop: A Secret Russian Spy Network

Filed under: British, Card Factory, Life, Theories, Work — themiget @ 12:15 am
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Today, I was at work. I was taking in a delivery from out back and singing to myself when I noticed a lady coming out of the back of The Optical Shop. I said, “Hi,” and left it at that. Five minutes later, she was still hanging around, so I just ignored her. After another five minutes she left and a bloke pulled up in car. He went into the back of The Optical Shop and starting to bring out these huge black boxes. He put the black boxes into the back of his car. Now I was slightly suspicious I was witnessing some sort of robbery, but then the women appeared carrying more black boxes and a suitcase. So I hung around a bit, heard they weren’t speaking english and deducted that were Russian spies. I’ll have to be careful when talking loudly outside about British Intelligence matters. If by some mad coincidence I know any.

1 October, 2008

Mike’s Guide To A Fresh Start (May Not Apply To You)

Filed under: Life — themiget @ 10:13 pm

First and foremost, My girlfriend broke up with me. Thanks to everyone who has been a great support, that includes the bloke in my local shop who gave me some quiet odd advice. Anywho, she needed a fresh start at uni, so I’ve decided to do the same. 

1. Get A New Job – I’ve already got a job for now, but I need to find something better that I am actually interested in.

2. Loose Weight – I’ve already started doing this with minimal effort.

3. Get In Touch With Old Friends – I’m terrible at staying in touch with people, so it may require some work.

4. Buy A MacBook Pro - Done

5. Finish All Projects – All projects include anything for tpl (The Peoples Lab) or the many books and scripts I attempt to write.

Some Good News

I will be blogging more now with my new life and I even hope to start vlogging too. (I realise this actually may be bad news for some of you)

Anyway, Keep Watch.

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