My Drama Notes

I was too lazy to do any notes for my drama exam. Suddenly before the exam though, I got some last minute nerves but was still too lazy to do any notes.

My nervousness and laziness produced:

The Most Embarrassing Gig You Have Been To?

I was arguing with a friend about the most embarrassing gig I have ever seen. My opening offer was: Westlife, but it was free front row tickets and I was only sent to look after my mother. Then it hit… The most embarrasing gig I have seen and actually wanted to see:

Where Have I Been?

You may have been asking yourselves, “Where has Mike been lately?” The truth is I have become a recluse, locking myself in my bedroom and revising play GTA: San Andreas. Sad, eh?

Although saying this I did go out Saturday and spent the night at a random persons house that we (I wasn’t alone) had met that night.

Wednesday I am going to see Trojan Women at Questors theatre. How exciting…

That’s my life at the moment,
Peace and Chicken Grease!

Do I Look Old?

I went out last Saturday and got hit on by TWO!! late 20’s to early 30 year olds. What is up with that? Surely you should have known they were way to old for me… They weren’t too old to at least buy me a couple of drinks .

Last Night I Dreamt Of Julian & Some Random Videos!

It’s not as saucy as the title suggests, I assure you. It’s really odd. We were at some party with Julian’s friend. We sat down at a table and Julian and I starting arguing. So, I stand up and punch him with my left hand. He then starts crying and I argue that it couldn’t have hurt because it was with my left hand. Then Julian’s friend pulls him away. Whenever I try to follow him, he is pulled away. Then, I think “forget it, I won’t speak to him” and he’s all over the place. Everywhere I turn. So I sit at this big table with all of my friends and Julian pulls up a chair and sits down next to me. I think “fuck this” and run outside. That’s it! I’ve also been told by Julian that he dreamt of me too.

Random Videos

Jackass – Me and my friends own attempt. This is only the trailer though, I dunno what happened to the full thing?

Some Mike Loving – I think this is hilarious because it looks so wrong!

Julian Wants To Fuck A Dog In The Ass – It’s taken from the video podcast and makes me laugh everytime.

Brentford Oscars – Me being a trampy drunk.

Karaoke – Tenacious D – Tribute – I was drunk and I especially loving the ending where I couldn’t get my top off.

My Dog – Not many people get to see my dog as he hides away from them, so here he is.

A Song Me and My Band Made – (I’m the singer) (I know it’s bad)

Best Holiday Ever?

For most of you this will probably not sound so good, but you have to remember the type of people that are in my family and the nature of their behaviour.

The 1st night I arrived drunk. Got into the pub and some man was badmouthing my aunt. So… my cousins girlfriend followed him up the road and beat the shit out of him. What did I do? I laughed my ass off. Then I stopped her. We went back to her house drank four bottles of wine and fell asleep in her mum’s bed. That’s Me, My cousin and My cousin’s girlfriend.

The next night we went out again. Got drunk and everything is a huge blank. Until later, when my other (built like a brick wall) cousin took me to a late night pizza place. While we were eating, some kids came in and starting bullying the chef. My cousins started eating more quickly and said to me, “If they don’t stop that by the time I finish my pizza, I’m going to smash the plate over their head.” He was on his last slice and the kids jumped over the counter and started kicking the shit out of the chef. I stared in disbeleif and suddenly felt a slice of pizza hit my face. My cousin had threwn the pizza at me and smashed the plate over one of the kids head. Then he beat the shit out of the other two. They ran off and the chef gave us free pizza for the rest of my stay.

The night after that got drunk in a pub, met some distant cousin of the same age and he took my out clubbing. I got really drunk and reports claim I threw a glass at some guy and dragged him outside. (I know, I don’t really believe it either). I started to kick the shit out of him and my distant cousin took me away. I sobered up abit on the way back and we realised we were being followed by 4 friends of the guy I beat up. Then my distant cousin ran off and the 4 guys surrounded me. They asked me why I beat up their friend and stuff and they next thing I know, my distant cousin has come running back with a hammer. 2 of them instantly ran away, 1 was hit with the hammer and I jumped on the other one’s back. I was eventually thrown to the floor and the others ran off.

On the fourth night I rested.

The next night went out clubbing again. Got with a girl called Marianna (Or however you spell it). She thought I was 20?

The rest of the week is just one big drunken dream. (I can’t remember it)