Search Engine Terms

Everyday this makes me laugh and today was no exception, but I feel I should share it with you (Plus I have nothing to say). This is what people search to get my blog:

1. emo hair = 41
2. pubes = 23
3. raping = 13
4. sexy lesbian = 8
5. lesbian = 8
6. scariest dream ever = 4
7. PUBES = 3
8. drunk blonde = 2
9. musings of mike = 2
10. vagina = 2
11. boobies = 2
12. the really reson for the accidents = 1
13. revelation locust scorpion = 1
14. easy girl drunk = 1
15. the blue ranger = 1
16. lesbian girl = 1
17. What is the holiday called on July 21st = 1
18. girl lesbian = 1
19. theme tune to scarface = 1
20. vagina simulation = 1
21. cherrelle = 1
22. mc donalds apple pie = 1
23. 100 ways to stay childish = 1
24. nial, name = 1
25. funny picture of someone eating bread = 1

I’ve just had an idea to help these people out cause I’m bored.

1. For the know how on emo hair check out: http://hair.lovetoknow.com/Emo_Hair_Styles
2. Erm… for pubes all I am going to offer is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubic_hair (That link has some funky info on styles at the bottom, Landing Strip?)
3. Erm… Raping is very illegal and I think you should get some mental help
4. Find your own porn
5. Again, find your own porn
6. For the scariest dream ever all I can offer is my own experience: http://themiget.wordpress.com/2006/12/22/the-scariest-dream-ever-for-me/
7. Pubes again… look at number 2.
8. Check out this stupid drunk blonde woman making a complete idiot of herself: http://www.vidilife.com/index.cfm?f=media.play&vchrMediaProgramIDCryp=A0FED5E9-5570-408C-B549-A
9. Musings of Mike, that’s this site!
10. For Vagina’s I turn to wikipedia again: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina
11. I love the word boobies, it is quite comical (Bet you didn’t mean these boobies!): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby
12. For the person who searched this I offer: http://www.learnenglish.de/
13. Revelation Locust Scorpion, easy.  Buy a bible!
14.  You can’t order easy drunk girls online, but you can just go to your local nightclub.
15. Well, there is someone out there with taste. Here’s all you will ever need to know about the Blue Power Ranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Ranger
16. Lesbian girl? It’s not like you can get lesbian guys… Or can you?
17. Firstly, the question should be phrased; What is the holiday on the 21st of July called? Secondly, I don’t know but this might help: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/July_21
18. Girl lesbian… Go to 16.
19. Hmmm… I don’t actually believe Scarface does have a theme tune, but be warned I may just make one up one day.
20. HA!  Need help stimulating your own or someone elses vagina? Then click here: http://www.kegel-exercise.com/vaginal_stimulation.html
21. For information on Cherrelle: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherrelle
22. Why in God’s name would you want to look up McDonalds Apple Pies: http://app.mcdonalds.com/bagamcmeal?process=item&itemID=10005
23. I honestly can’t be bothered to list a 100 ways to stay childish, instead just ask Julian.
24. Maybe this person was trying to find a lost family member: http://www.faerland.com/nial.htm
25. Eating bread is not a laughing matter and I think you should reconsider your sense humour around food.

I hope you find this helpful.

P.s. I do realise most of the links lead to wikipedia entries.