1. I have a phobia of blood
2. I collect keyrings
3. Sometimes when the sun shines I believe there may be a God, but then I bring myself back to reality
4. I have a hitlist
5. I own a dog
6. I hate feminists
7. I once won Miss. Austria 2002 (unfortunatly all photos were destroyed)
8. I am a Liberal Democrat (although, I hate Ming!)
9. I was once in band
10. I talk to my giant poster of Tenacious D
There was too many good things that passed through my computer this past week, so instead of highlighting a main one, I am highlighting all of them.
BERT IS EVIL – You would never really think that loveable sesame street character could be evil, but here is the proof.
Google Fight – Mike beats Julian.
Google Fight 2 – So close between Burger King and McDonalds. KFC don't come into it!
Zod 2008 – Very funny, next president? who knows?
The Archive of Misheard Lyrics – We've all done it, but these are some of the funniest.
Luigi Pictures – Yeah, Luigi is the best!
YouTube: Moulin Rouge – Your Song – One of my favourite moments from that movie (Yeah, I'm in touch with my emtional side!).
Metafuture: Videogames Are Art – Very funny, The Undertaker dancing to Walk Idiot Walk by The Hives!
YouTube: Shamu Takes Out Kayak – OMG! Crazy video of some whale shooting out of the water and landing on some guy kayaking!
YouTube: Where the Hell is Matt? – If I ever go all around the world, this is one thing I will do!
YouTube: Drunk guy in police station – LMAO! Kinda reminds me of… ME! with the exception of the police station and the exception of the falling over, no matter how many people disagree!
Enjoy!
…and the Fun Fair moves in. They have based there fair on the green near my house. They always come around this time of year because of Ascott. It's some old tradition.
So, this means I will have to:
1. Watch my back at all times
2. Lock all doors and windows even when I'm inside
3. Hiding washing (Yeah, they have been known to steal peoples washing!)
4. Avoid the fair at all costs (One day they tried to blame me for slashing one of their rides. ME!?!? of all people.)
This also means:
1. I won't be able to go the to shops
2. I won't be able to walk the dog
3. I won't be able to win those cute stuffed dogs that I used to win on the shooting gallery with Ben Cox
In Other News
Now that the summer is here and almost gone, I want to ask you (Yeah, you!) what your favourite summer album. An album you listen to every summer. For me, It would be System Of A Down. Although, I am starting to listen to Reel Big Fish alot too.
Firstly, you may have thought "where is the blogroll?"
Well, never fear it is on a new page, which can be found in the sidebar under 'Pages'
Secondly, My mood thing in the sidebar has gone for good!
And That Be All!
Meet The Friendliest Cat Around
Scary Dad Picture
My Cousin's Drunken Neighbour
My Cousins and my Dad reckons she is coming onto me as she dragged me into her house to see her new flooring. She then showed me the rest of her house. I don't mind as she is rich and goes on holiday every two weeks. She has no other family and will probs leave all her money to me!
Make Julian History Campaign
Yes, the Make Julian History Campaign. This is a campaign to MAKE JULIAN HISTORY. So far there are 3 members. Myself, Dave and Mook! To join please post 'I join' at the end of this post!
A prize goes to the person who can name that park that has slipped my mind. Anyway, like all of my adventures the trip was mightily awesome and this time Mike took pictures.
Train Pictures
The Pigeons
These pigeons were the bird represenation of Laura, I and Sooze. Laura being the one on the left, I being the FAT one in the middle and Sooze being the one on the right. James was there but got bored and flew away.
Random Fun Pictures
The infamous chest shot of moi with Lucy and Shiv both pinching at my flab and a picture of myself wearing a ginger curly wig. I may actually buy that wig.
The Park Pictures
Okay, one is of all the group and my legs. The other is of a suspected terrorist (someone may be offended by this comment and if you are I am sooooo NOT sorry!)(that was insensitive of me, I really am sorry!)
T-Shirts
Okay, I didn’t have enough money to buy my PornStar t-shirt which Sooze and Laura think I should buy. Someone has stolen my StarFuck’s idea and put it on a t-shirt and I will make a t-shirt say: “I don’t brag about my good looks, other people do!” There is another t-shirt I am being forced to buy, but for the love of HannaH’s god, I do not remember.
That reminds me, I saw some people claiming that Jesus was alive. They held up placards and as I walked passed them I shouted, “I knew I was Jesus!” The people gave the eviliest looks, so maybe I am not Jesus!
I be talkin' like a pirate and I be wantin' to talk to ye about the 3rd podcast.
I believe that is my two days summed into one.
Firstly I find it hard to believe this transexual has become this big a star
Secondly I find it hard to believe so many people have the email AxeMurderer
Thirdly there is a great post on it Click Here
Julian's post lied! Click here to read!
The truth is that all gayness on that day stemmed from Julian as he continually rubbed my balls for at least a full minute. I said, "Julian you are tocuhing my balls!" to which he exclaimed, "It couldn't have been, I felt something soft!" hmmmm….
Also the pictures do not lie!
Julian is clearly raping me here. If you look at the first picture more closely, you may notice Julian has managed to lift my top partly up. I know he's gay but he does not need to force it on me.
All these other pictures feature Sam, Julian, Me and the Raping dog that did try to fuck my arm on more than one occasion.
Dr. Howells
Okay, My mum was brought along to a loooooong lecture given by Dr. Howells about universities. We both got bored and tried to guess what he has a Phd in. My mum reckons talking while believe it is in unsual winking. Any other ideas?
He also tried to thank Miss. Donegan who remained hidden behind the curtains. Everyone waited for her appearance and eventually he said, "Maybe she's fallen asleep," to which I replied, "Everyone else is!" This was a bad idea as I was sitting at the front, I said it loudly and both my mum and me laughed.
I conclude, Dr. Howells has a Phd in talking and unsual winking. Anybody know of any others?
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