Probably The Last Post Til After Two Weeks

Yeah, I'm heading off to Portugal to spend two agonising weeks with my annoying parents. 

Two Thousand Years

Quite a delightful play which raises many questions to the significance of the many key moments/ props. The play seemed to anti-Jewish with it's many Jewish jokes and the characters in which it featured. I never quite understood the significance of the patio doors. I knew they were significant because the actors/actresses seemed to go out of their way to close. Maybe I am reading too much into that particular moment.  I have Stephen and Hannah on the case.

Then we walked under the London Eye to watch the Houses Of Parliament from the opposite bank. It's so nice at night. Still kinda full with tourists though (yes, even at 11pm). Then we walked in front of the Houses Of Parliament and watched the crazy man that sits outside parliament with his many Anti-war posters (Although there has recently been new posters about children and terror laws put up, don't ask me what that is about. *Sophie might know!). 

Brentford Oscars

Director Julian Sharma and his producer Stephen Bermingham won two oscars yesterday. One for Best Screenplay and the other for Best Overall Film. The food was good, entertainment rubbish with room size being adequate.

Thought Of The Week

What other uses are there for dry ice apart from making mist on sets?

*Sophie will probably know?

Who’s Next To Be Invaded?

The question actually is not who but, when will Iran be attacked by the Anglo-American Alliance. The oil rich Iran has been watching it's boarders and quaking in it's boots at the thought of American's turning them into an Iraq.

The reasons behind American wanting to attack Iran

1. All oil markets use dollars as America hold the largest supply of black gold and they control most of the markets. The only market to remain untouched is that of Iran. Very soon they will also be changing their oil market into their own currency, thus lowing the demand for the dollar. The only solution America sees is: Attack! Attack! Attack! And like the groups that hang around bullies for protection; Britain agrees. Not just Britain though, the whole EU. Britain more so than any other country.

2. Again, oil related. Bush's great relation between Halliburton. Halliburton wants more money? That's means more oil! Hmmmm…Who has oil? Anatarctic? Nope that's protected! Russia? Don't want another war with Russia! Iran? Why not!

3. Iran has just gone nuclear! Well, at least they WILL actually have nuclear material, not weapons, just material. What are they using nuclear material for? For energy. That's a good enough reason, isn't it?

4. Attacking Iran would cripple the Asian Energy Security Grid hampering the development of India and China. Iran in turmoil could help derail or slow down the second industrial revolution in Asia. I mean, we don't want them to be as good as the rest of the world, do we?

So back to the question. Many believe by the end of March 2006. They reckon an Isreali attack, backed by USA funding. Getting someone else to do their dirty work. That will go down well with the American people.

Will Britain join America like always, or will the British government finally make a stand for it's self!

Thought Of The Week

How important do you have to be for murder to become assassaination?

The Screening!

Hello there,

Sorry I haven’t posted in awhile but, the truth is I have been working. SHOCK HORROR! Not work work (as in making money) but work as in school work. For you though, I have found time to post.

So, I may have already mentioned this so here goes. We (Me, Julian and Stephen) have been nominated for another Brentford Oscar (with a film made two years ago and it was sent in without anyone knowing except Julian “the director”). As I remember it long back ago, the film was rubbish and didn’t bare any sense, cinematics ideas or a proper script. It did look good though, “if it was in the 12’s and under” – Stephen quote. It wasn’t the best there but at the same time it wasn’t the worse there. The only other film I remember at the moment is the one made by “Woodcraft Folk”. It was scary and seemed to be promoting naturism. It should win for being so odd. After the screening, Me and Stephen were so ashamed by the rubbish film that we featured in, that we donned disguises (okay, we just covered our faces with our hands or items of clothing) and ran out into the foyer. While trying to escape, I heard someone call my name, who was it you may ask? It was Elizabeth (a girl from my drama class). She then congratulated me further keeping me from escaping. Then I was free. I ran as fast as I could … and was stopped, by a woman handing out tickets. We got our tickets for the “big night” *yawn* and went to eat in Burger King. Here we further mocked each other and discussed issues. I mean tissues.

Sophie

Is the best person to talk to about anything. She understands everything and is the brainiest person I know. THREE CHEERS FOR SOPHIE!

Sophie’s and I’s Experiment

Yeah, We will one day test to find out if rain tickle’s bald people’s head. Sophie write what you are going to read. She is a scientist you know.

Aim: To determine whether or not rainfall upon bald men should affect the mechanoreceptors present in the scalp of bald men. (ie will they feel a tickling sensation when in the rain)

Prediction: Rain is a series of water droplets each of a certain mass(grams or miligrams) and weight (neutons?). Each droplet being subject to gravity and so falling and so exerting a kinetic energy (speed in metres per second, or maybe neuton metres or maybe that’s for pressure? nah.). This kinetic energy should be transfered when the droplet hits the scalp of man. resulting in the mechanoreceptor (it has its own name… something pad but I’ve forgotten) in the scalp detatching itself slightly and the conversion into electrical energy in nerves…. I’m tired so basically. yeah. it’ll tickle.

Method: Coming Soon!

If I remember correctly we were thinking of filming it, so to prove or disprove the theory for evermore. DOES RAIN TICKLE BALD PEOPLE’S HEAD? Will we ever find out? Will I die not knowing? Will Julian get a haircut? Will Sarah become smart? Will I ever grow? Is Lousia a lesbian? Is Harry a robot (Julian’s theory)? Will Stephen drop out of sixth form?

Bye

p.s. If your still thinking about the questions; the answers are below.

DOES RAIN TICKLE BALD PEOPLE’S HEAD? Not Sure Yet

Will we ever find out? Yes

Will I die not knowing? Yes

Will Julian get a haircut? No

Will Sarah become smart? No

Will I ever grow? No

Is Lousia a lesbian? Yes

Is Harry a robot (Julian’s theory)? No

Will Stephen drop out of sixth form? No

Julian, Some Snot, Prams and Pigeons, Tea and Popcorn Chicken!

Julian is so stupid some times, or maybe life is just so very cruel to him.

I had been winding Julian up all day, really trying to get him stressed but, it didn’t work. All I got was a warthog cry and a, “Oh, you wouldn’t want to see me really pissed.” When Julian says things like that, it is very had to not laugh.

Prams

Anyway, we walked to the highstreet where Julian told me we had to go to his house so he could get some money. I very cautiously accepted (Julian is famous for dry humping people in KFC or is that me?). As we walked through the highstreest I was attacked by a woman with a pram. Yes, she rammed into the back of my leg with her pram. She then stared and me and enventually said sorry before taking off in a mad capped dash down the road.

Pigeons

As we walked back from Julian’s, he was attacked by a pigeon. Julian told me this hadn’t been the first pigeon attack. I reckon they are trying to nest in his mushroom hair.

Some Snot

Okay, now we are in WHSmith’s. Julian is walking around and all of a sudden I notice some fat piece of snot on his nose. I start to say, “Julian, you’ve a large piece of snot on your…oh god, it’s now on your hand.” Yes, he lifted his hand up to his nose and there sat the giant, green piece of snot. He then rushed into KFC to wash it off. It almost made me sick.

Tea And Popcorn Chicken

After Julian’s faffing about looking for a pen (just one). We went to KFC where Julian got popcorn chicken. While eating the popcorn chicken; for some reason Julian thought his tea was ketchup and dipped it into the tea. He soon realised after, what he had done. Then I took the ketchup pot and practically boobie trapped Julians tray. He went to pick it up and found himself with a handful of ketchup, he then picked up a tissue which contained more ketchup and as he went for a wet wipe, he put his hand into the ketchup pot. What an idoit!

Thought Of The Week

Was Jesus a magician, Or was he just a holy man* or a man from the future with a time machine?

* I don’t believe in Christanitity. (I can’t even spell it)

Lego Stuff!

Uhuh! That’s right, This comment is all about Lego. More importantly it is about things made out of Lego. When I say things I mean, they all work and are just made out of Lego. To give you a clue about what I am on about Click Here!

Oh Tell Me Why, I Don’t Mind Mondays!

Mondays, Mondays, Mondays! Why aren’t they that bad anymore? Today, was quite funny. (Oh God, I feel another list coming on!)

1. Sarah admitted that sometimes she says random phrases which don’t make sense. (HOORAY!) One of these phrases is: “Gotcha very much!”

2. You had to be there to see this, Julian was in the library doing his homework (to be handed in for next lesson) at break. I joined him and started to copy out some work. As he continued to type his work Noel, (a crazy lil kid) came over and started distracting Julian. While Noel was distracting Julian, I struck pressing as many keys as I could and flipping his monitor over. Noel left and I carried on. All of sudden Julian stood and starts shouting at me to stop! I swear to God, I nearly wet myself. It was a “you had to be there” moment.

75 Year Old Woman Charged With Robbing Bank!

Yes, you did read that correctly a 75 year old was arrested for robbing a bank!
This happened in West Mifflin, Pa (I guess that’s in America somewhere).

“Police said that Marilyn Devine, 75, from Baldwin, wore a Steelers ski mask during the holdup and escaped in a tan Ford Escort with less than $5,000.”

And then she was chased by the police.

“After a five-mile pursuit at speeds of 40 to 45 mph, police pulled Devine over.”

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