The Musings Of Mike

31 January, 2006

Right…

Filed under: School — themiget @ 7:34 pm

The real reason I haven’t posted in ages is because I am suffering from short term memory loss and cannot remember what is happening during the day.

Miss Conway’s immune jab has wore off and today I made her laugh and she entrusted me with the remote.

Me and Mira were fighting in sociology (Mr. Greensmith) and taking the piss out of Rachel (without her even knowing)

Peirod 4: I was put in charge of the library for like a minute. (It was shorter than my last reign)

Mr. Hanlon was surprisingly nice to me.

On the way home me and Rcahel were shouting like retards. Then Christina joined us. And Sam watched on in horror!

Me and Sam then spoke about naked ladies, loudly.

30 January, 2006

HEY, JOEL!!!

Filed under: Life — themiget @ 8:04 pm

This picture is for you!

29 January, 2006

Another Post To Ignore

Filed under: Other — themiget @ 8:27 am

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=498XTLMS

28 January, 2006

This Is Actually Quite Sad

Filed under: News — themiget @ 9:38 pm

You may laugh at this, and I hope you stop laughing shortly after you began to laugh! Understand?

Anyway, A woman was killed by a banana. Not just any banana, It was a falling banana.
Click here to read more about the story

26 January, 2006

Ignore This Post

Filed under: Other — themiget @ 10:54 pm

http://www.yourfilelink.com/get.php?fid=11439

24 January, 2006

School Is For Learning!

Filed under: School — themiget @ 1:00 pm

No, I didn’t wake up today with the sudden realisation that I was supposed to learn. Instead I woke up in a thinking mood.
As I came into school I given command of the library door, in which the children didn’t listen to me telling them the library was closed and went on in. After some brief, but hard hitting tips from Mira, I managed to tackle the problems needed with the task at hand!

Three things I learned today:
1. Miss Conway has had the Mike Immune Jab and is immune to my jokes!
2. Sarah needs to be told when to open doors!
3. I HATE FEMINISTS!!! (I’m for women’s rights but, feminists are in a different league!)

New Policy: Hang Matron.
(She’s fat, She’s old and She is useless!)

And that’s your lot!

20 January, 2006

This Is More Of A Job, Then A Post!

Filed under: Filming — themiget @ 7:51 pm

Okay. Julian failed his “film” and will never direct again.
The footage of his failure, will be out soon!
What I need is songs to do with:

Hotels
Tents/ Huts/ Dwellings
Bathrooms/ Baths/ Toilets
Closets/ Wardrobes
Costumes
Beds
Carrying Something Home/ Going Home
The End
Acting/ Actors

So, There’s a nice long list. Knock yourselves out! (not literally!) The one who gets the best songs wins an extra brownie point.
NOTE: I am not a brownie and therefore cannot give out brownie points! or brownies!

18 January, 2006

Treaty Center Antics!

Filed under: Life, Pictures — themiget @ 10:39 am

Again, This actually happened tuesday, but i’ve been tired, lazy and busy.
Anyway, It starts off at 9:00am with a fucking english exam that me and rachel had revised for on Sunday.
Noting the fact that I hadn’t learnt any quotes, the only quote I used was:
“Make me a wife!”
Which doesn’t even feature in the book.

After this quite short exam. Me, Lousia and Rachel headed off to the Treaty Center to view me and Rachel’s lovely flat.
Arriving at the flat, we spied on the people that couldn’t see us and we made up stories about their lives. Here, the cleaner told us off for sitting there. As we went Me and Louisa left rubbish in the plants (they are fake plants. No plants were harmed) and again the cleaner woman told us off.
Then we went into New Look (so I could look at the woman wearing the knickers in which you could practically see everything). Here we sat for about an hour talking about the random world.
Again we were asked to move. So, we moved up to our second apartment on the second floor.
Pictures:
More proof that Rachel is the girl from the Ring. (one eye)






Random Pictures:
















“And that Children, is a Penis!”


Hmmmmmm…Seductive!

Look at Rachel’s vagina mouth and look at how Louisa the Lesbian is looking at it?


Rachel’s pringle face and my shocked face.


Another one of our random photos


Photo’s taken on the floor






















The Floor!


Louisa’s Pubes




BOOBIES!




MORE BOOBIES!




Lousia’s crotch


WANTED:
These three were last at Treaty Center!
£10000000000000 reward
Dead or Alive







Picture Removed For Louisa

The End!

Revise Time, Three Days Ago!

Filed under: Life, Pictures — themiget @ 10:38 am

This actually happened three days ago. Yes, that’s a Sunday and me and Rachel went to the library to revise. I know what your thinking – NERDS. But we actually spent more time laughing at random people.

As we entered into the library there was a child playing, just under the barrier thing. I thought it might swing back and hit him in the head! So, I said to Rachel, “If I let go of this will it hit the kid in the face?”
Rachel: “Just let go!”
Random Old Man (possibly the dad): “Don’t worry, He’s got a strong head!”
Me: “Fine!”

So I let go and seems he was too small to reach it anyway. Being rebels, Me and Rachel decided to sit in the “Reference Only” section. We were later joined by a crazy old woman. Rachel was reading stuff from the front of my notebook.
Rachel: “Spun-nic…Spud-mic”
Me: “Yeah, As is spud, my nickname and mic my other nickname!”
Rachel: “Do you know what spudnic is?”
Me: “Nope…A russian saletile, isn’t it?”
Crazy Old Woman: “Actually, excuse me, It was the first satelite!”
Me: “oh!”
Crazy Old Woman: “Are you studying space travel?”
Me: “No, Were studying Frankenstein!”
Crazy Old Woman: “Because I was very interested in space travel when it was first invented!”
This carried on for what seemed likes years. Me and Rachel ended up running away from her.
We ran to McDonalds (Yesh, I met my respecting cleaner again!)(old joke, still funny!). Here, we bought apple pies and Rachel cannot eat properly which ended up looking like she sneezed. I think the photos will explain all!




After, Me and Rachel’s future selves walked in and sat opposite us. I managed to get a photo.


On the right is supposedly me and on the left is supposedly Rachel.

We later returned to the library only to find that the Crazy Old Woman was still there in the same place, muttering. We went to the study area only to find it was like exam conditions and boring. We found an abandoned aisle where you could touch the feet of the people in the study area. Reframing from touching their feet and running off, we decided to sit in the aisle and “study”. See picture below:


4:00pm and it was time to leave. Heading toward the exit and guess whos there ready to pounce on us? Yesh, that’s right! The Crazy Old Woman! We ran upstairs only to find the doors were locked. We were trapped. We waited until she left and I followed to get her picture. I couldn’t get infront of her, but here’s a picture from the back.


After this, we sat in our flat. Yesh, It’s hidden in the Treaty Center! Here, Rachel stared at the pretty lights.




Okay, I’m tired now.
Goodbye!

14 January, 2006

The Stimulation Machine

Filed under: Life — themiget @ 7:06 am

This actually happened yesterday, but I got home late and I was tired.

It was a party for Lousia, Sarah and Chiara because they birthdays all fall in January. So we went off into Kingston to Frango’s (Nando’s). Anyway, inside the resturant we had sat down and Chiara was trying to work out some price thing. She asked around:
“Does anyone have a calculator?” – Yes, we all carry calculators!
and then, when she was looking for the calculator on her phone, she said:
“Does anyone know how to use a calculator?”

After the food, Everyone decided to go downstairs. Here, Lorren and Sarah did that weird dancing game. Scarily, Sarah can do it without even looking.
Shortly afterwards, Sarah stumbled upon Simulation ride. Like a child she said:
“I wanna go on with Michael!”
So like a Father would, I joined her. It was actually really funny. There was nothing to hold onto. Sarah kept slipping forward and I kept landing on the screen. It was quite painful too the more I think about it. It was the one where you are a massive vibrator going to Louisa’s vagina.
All the vibrating made us feel alittle sick.
After the simluation ended, Me and Sarah told Louisa about the ride. Before I could say “something witty” I was dragged on again, only this time in a four. Note: there is only two chairs!
I was in the right chair with Sarah between my legs on the floor and Louisa to my left with Ben in between her legs. Throughout the ride Louisa kept grabbing what she thought was a safety bar but, believe me it wasn’t (ask her if you don’t understand, although she will probably deny it). Louisa got a phone call while on the ride she she said to them: “I’m on a “STIMULATOR”….”
Hence the name of the blog.

Afew steps later we were in McDonald’s where Chiara couldn’t find the toilets.
Outside Louisa told me to say something. So I said shouted the first thing that came to mind: “I LOVE SEX!”

Anyway, moving on, we stumbled across the bench where I live. We also found Louisa’s house too (the bin next to the second bench supposedly, she couldn’t afford to rent the phone booth).

The last thing I feel I need to mention is my acrobatics on the bus. The bus driver knew I was standing up and felt the need to accelerate very fast. Thus causing me to bend over backwards and almost have another muscle spasm. I swear if that CCTV footage reaches “Tarrent on CCTV!” I will honestly die!
Oh Yeah, Louisa is Schizophrenic and she has named her schizophrenic friend: “Luke”

That’s All Folks!

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