The Musings Of Mike


A Random Day Means Random Texts
21 June, 2009, 12:48 pm
Filed under: Drunk, Life, Work

This is a typical conversation between Julian and myself using text:

(The start is crappy, so I’ll start in the middle somewhere)

Me: Wow.

Jules: Dude I’m so knackered. I feel asleep after you text and just woke up now again.

Me: Haha, I’m pretty much dying at work. Been overdoing the alcohol and sex lol. Should have a sound night tonight though.

Jules: LOL. Fair enough.

Me: Hows the site?

Jules: Getting there. Got Byron to help me out a bit over the weekend.

Me: Lol. You crazy… Cool cool. So lightheaded and dizzy. Someone asked me if I was drugs… Wat you up 2? I’m bored. My concentration is all over the place.

Jules: Well I’m just waking up now. Need to get the site done. Then, I have no idea.

Me: Masturbating the rest of the day? You dirty BASTARD. Haha, the word instantly came up in caps. The phone must know known I was talking to you.

Jules: LOL no I’m not masturbating the rest of the day. Want to do something when you get out of work.

Me: Sure… Wat did you have in mind? P.s. I don’t think anyone would have the stamina to masturbate all day…

Jules: LOL. Erm not sure yet but I want to do something adventurous. You up for anything like that?

Me: Like slaying a dragon or driving all the snakes out of Ireland? Or more like robbing a bank or an old lady?

(At which point, a friend pointed out that you wouldn’t need to rob an old lady if you had already robbed a bank. I reminded him that there was an ‘or’ between the two and that I wasn’t prepared to do both in the same day)

Jules: Erm. No none of those. But something we can do that won’t get us arrested.

Me: Sorry about the long delayed reply. Managed to flood the water still. Could go into London… A part we have never been before.

Jules: Yeah we could do. And I’ll bring my camera. That ok?

Me: Cool. Sounds like a plan. Want to meet me at work? Got a choice of three different lines.

Jules: LOL ok



I’ve Been Neglecting The Blogging!
14 June, 2009, 12:46 pm
Filed under: Clubbing, Concerts, Drunk, Life, Raving

Truth be told, like I’ve been saying in most of my posts for the past six months… I’ve been enjoying life… way too much infact. The last six months feel like they passed in a week and it’s kinda like time is just slipping through my fingers. Like, tomorrow I’ll wake up and be 45 still raving, partying and boozing…

Does anyone else get this feeling?



Vlog 10: New Hair and Politics
6 June, 2009, 11:36 pm
Filed under: Drunk, Life, Politics, Rants, Videos, Vlog, YouTube | Tags: , , ,

I know, the title makes it sound boring, but the fact that I am drunk and hungover makes things a little interesting. Also, just for Hannah, I shaved…

That’s all, apart from the soon to launch DPInc website. Don’t know much about it yet, but as soon as I know more, I will let you guys know…



I Believe Some People Having Been Waiting For Something Like This…
20 May, 2009, 9:52 pm
Filed under: Writing

I found some old crappy writings that have nowhere to go. I normally start writing with no direction or thought, so please forgive the poor quality…

Sophie rested on the hill, a lonely figure. In the distance she could make out the spot where she had just been attacked. The sky was clear and all could be seen from her position. She propped her head on the damp grass and thought about what just happened. She had been at fancy restaurant with her boyfriend. After the expensive meal and the many drinks, her new boyfriend offered to walk her home. They decided the romantic atmosphere through the park would suit them best. As they walked they stumbled upon a little, wooden bench, hidden away by a weeping willow. They sat for awhile and talked, gazing into one another eyes’. The purple night sky flickered it’s stars to warn against their impending danger. They were about to kiss, when out of nowhere, a baseball bat came crashing down on her boyfriend’s head. He shreiked and fell to the floor. He was pummeled until his body lay cold and limp amongst the weeds. The girl had escaped unharmed, leaving her boyfriend in of being killed herself.

Realising what had just happened she jumped to her feet. She scanned the surrounding area. The well lit path showed no signs of life.



I Made A New Vlog… On Why You Should Get Swine Flu
16 May, 2009, 6:43 pm
Filed under: Filming, Life, Links, Politics, Updates, Videos, Vlog, YouTube | Tags: ,

In fact the title is a lie. I actually have two newish vlogs. Check them out below, it’ll be much appreciated.

Vlog 8: Just A Quick Update

Vlog 9: You Need To Get Swine Flu



Why Am I Blogging About Now? + Thoughts On The UK, Swine Flu and Barack Obama

I know, I know, there is no excuse I can give not blogging or vlogging for quite awhile. The only excuse I can give is that my social life has been running in overdrive and therefore when I have not been having fun, I’ve been recovering.

So, Why am I blogging now? Well, it is because my constant boozing, partying and raving was starting to physically affect me to the extent I couldn’t function properly. The fact that I failed a week of staying t-total within just two days will put the situation into retrospect for you. This coupled with a hectic weekend has made me change (for at least awhile) into:

a. a health freak which involves me cooking my own healthy meals
b. an angry, opinionated old man, needing to rant and vent somewhere (like here)
and c. a better socialite (the good kind)

So, On with the ranting. First and foremost, I must begin with the United Kingdom. Boy, is it in a sorry state of affairs. With recession, swine flu and Labour’s falling in the polls there was some great news for the people like me. The kind of people that only vote Labour to keep the Tory Toffs out of government. Anyway, it seems that the Tories have also been well and truely stuffed by the expenses’ row glooming over Britain and polls show that both Labour and Conservatives have lost points to the Lib Dems. While Nick Clegg is not the strongest leader we have ever had, he is a man I would trust. Vince Cable would make a perfect Chancellor of the Exchequer with his great insight and intellect on the current economical climate. Go Lib Dems!

I realise that last paragraph was not actually a rant, but this next one will be. Swine Flu. It seems to be able to strike the fear of God into people and I for one cannot understand why. Most ignorant and childish people fob it, believing it won’t affect them. The truth is, it probably will and the sooner the better. The sooner you get swine flu, the sooner you can take Tamiflu and the sooner you build up immunity to the virus. This is why I have spent my evenings kissing pigs and rubbing up against people on the tube. So far all I’ve got is mud-stained clothes, a black eye and someone’s phone number. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a serious virus and a serious pandemic. The fact that it has reached the stage of human to human transmission in quite a short peirod of time is quite shocking. Something the Bird Flu could never quite manage.

Barack Obama. Maybe It’s because I live in Britain, but I have never understood the hype about Barack Obama. I’ve always viewed him as inexperienced and while that gives him the everyday man quality, it seems to me to be a hinderance on decision making. Don’t get me wrong, his foreign policy has been on par with my own views, yet his first 100 days just seem to be a huge public relations campaign. If he’s not running around with his dog, he’s ordering cheeseburgers like every normal guy. The thing that has made me rant about him though was his godawful, unfunny speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Not only were the jokes poorer than an American sitcom, some were even offensive. I bet the whole of America was glad that their President took the time to insult and take the piss out of his rivals while commiting such a short amount of time to a serious, heartfelt message. I got the impression that the President sees his job as a joke and that his speech writer needs to been sacked (or recieve lessons in humour).

I do believe I have come the end of my rant and I must admit I feel more relieved. Now I shall depart in hopes of seeing you reading this blog again…
Bye!



This Post Is Just Going To Match My Random Mood
10 April, 2009, 12:14 pm
Filed under: Bi, Clubbing, Drunk, Life, Lists, Parties, Random, Rants, Work

1. I need to buy a fucking fern. I want need a fern for my room. It’s the only thing that has been on my mind for awhile now and I cannot get this feeling out of my system.

2. I need to start a pension fund. Let’s not leave anything to chance in this life.

3. I need to curb my spending and the amount of time I spend drinking/ other activities. This is nesscessary for no. 2 too.

4. Hahaha… 2 too, 2too, tutu.

5. I have a hair appointment tomorrow, let’s hope the lady does not suggest something weird again, I’m too suggestable for my own good.

At least I’m enjoying work and being my open, outgoing self. So many invitations to go to Rave’s, Leaving Do’s, Birthday Parties and just general get togethers. It’s amazing and I didn’t know the NHS was so full of easy-going, partying people. I’ll be in this job for awhile yet.



Short-Lived Love
29 March, 2009, 1:46 pm
Filed under: Bi, Clubbing, Drunk, Life, Poem, Poems

Well, it’s all over, I lost interest again and didn’t even stay faithful for the two weeks we were together.

Not much else to say, I could bore you with my week, but it’s been too odd to believe and involves making out with 4 people, sleeping with 1 and being asked to be in a gay porn film. Hence, I’m cutting back on the booze.

I’ll leave you with a crappy poem or two or three (keep finding them on my bedroom floor):

Untitled

Rest damn body, Just rest for one night,
Instead I’m still wide-eyed by first morning light,
So I’ll toss and I’ll turn and try to feel homely,
But this bed is cold, so cold now I’m lonely.

By M.W.D. Lewis 09/01/09

Untitled 2

My nerves are shot and I just want to bail,
My life has become a tragic fairytale,
Just please do not force me to follow your footsteps,
I’m not sure if I can sink to new depths,
You can’t buy my friendship though your trying hard,
Just don’t hold my welfare with such disregard,
I’m my own worst enemy and that you will find,
Here’s a receipt for my life printed and signed.

By M.W.D. Lewis 10/03/09

Loving U is Knot Easy

I can’t write, and I know what I want to say,
You’ve got me hooked on you, yet you’re pushing me away,
but I’ll keep holding on, because I’ve got nothing to loose,
and if you spare me one more kiss, I’ll lay off the booze.

Don’t fuck me about, I’m so fragile already,
I thought we were supposed, to be taking this steady,
I’ve put in my effort, although stayed quiet shy,
I guess I just wasn’t meant, to love another guy.

By M.W.D. Lewis 24/03/09

If anyone could name them, I would appreciate it very much.



I Can’t Sleep, Waiting For Saturday
13 March, 2009, 11:43 pm
Filed under: Life

I’ve gone and regressed back to a teenager and not only gone and got a crush on someone. We met in a pub and we couldn’t keep our eyes off each other, but I thought I could be imaging it, so I got a friend to comfirm that he was actually glancing over at me and the more drunk I got the more I needed to talk to them. So, i did and we arranged to meet at the same place, same day next week. So, we met and it was magical and we get on so well and with that the crush has developed.

Now we are meeting tomorrow and i’m so nervous, it’s scary. This is just so not like me. Changing for the best?



My Week (In Short Bursts)
3 March, 2009, 11:02 pm
Filed under: Clubbing, Concerts, Drunk, Life, Music, Videos, Vlog, Work | Tags: , ,

Okay, I think I should explain the recent lapse in vlogs and blog posts as many of you have asked, but only one asked publicly (Why is that? Is it embaressing?) The thing is, I’ve got a new job as a Medical Lab Assistant in a London Hospital (No, I will not tell you which one). With a new job comes new people to meet and party with, and being in the centre of London brings new partying prospects. Therefore, I have been literally working and partying.

Saturday Night

I went to my colleague’s leaving party. I was wasted and from what I’ve been told I was drinking wine, beer, cocktails and soco and lemonade. Me and my new best buddy were the only ones left and we were jumping on the chairs. We eventually went our seperate ways, I got horribly lost, met some people on the bus and ended up back at their house in Putney. They claimed it would be a party, but it was just 3 of us and then 1 went to bed. Although, I must admit Chris? and I were so drunk and it was so funny.

This Friday

I can’t believe this either, but I’m going to see Fall Out Boy at Wembley Stadium. I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT!

P.s. Below is my first video from my new collab channel on YouTube: