The Past Six Days..

Well, During the whole of November I have been keeping myself busy. This means I’m temporarily canceling ‘Things Of The Week’. I’ve been keeping myself busy with Vlog Everyday In Movember (Vlogging everyday in November), Movember (Growing a mustache throughout November (for Prostate Cancer)) and NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month (Writing a novel in November)) Anyway, he’s my progress so far:

Vlog Everyday In Movember 1: Halloween!!

Vlog Everyday In Movember 2: Illness Strikes

Vlog Everyday In Movember 3: Still ill…

Vlog Everyday In Movember 4: Rambling

Vlog Everyday In Movember 5: Guy Fawkes and What’s Pride Of Place In Your Life

Vlog Everyday In Movember 6: Have You Seen My Hat?

My Parents and The Answering Machine

I made a new vlog:

Click more to see the weekend stuff..

About Me

Someone asked me the other day about the ‘About Me’ page on my blog. They seemed perplexed by the ongoing story that I seem to be creating there. The question was: “Mike, I was checking out your ‘About Me’ page on your blog.” “Oh right?” “Yeah, What the fuck is up with that?”

I’m sure there maybe other people asking the same question. Well, I shall explain here. The truth is I read other blogs and when I see their ‘About Me’ pages, I see it’s full of boring shit that nobody in the world could seriously give a shit about. So, I guessed if I made it up and made it rather more fun, then more people might enjoy it. Then I started to regularly updated and suddenly stopped. In true spirit I started again.

These days I use wikipedia’s ‘random article’ button to find myself a topic for the next chapter. Tonight’s random article was (as you might have guessed) Badidhiffusheefinolhu which really is a small uninhabitated island. Anywho, I’ll leave with the contents of the ‘About Me’ page.

Please click more under this sentence to continue:

I’m Awfully Hungover..

I think there may be several posts on this blog with the word ‘hungover’ in the title or the post itself. Today, I am not functioning properly after a heavy beer fuelled night that seen me up past 4am. That was the time my parents found me sitting on the doorstep claiming the key was not working. According to my Dad, “The key wasn’t working because you didn’t put it in the door and turn it.” However, I do believe this is the worst hangover I have had in a long, long time.

I’m pretty sure you can tell I am not myself today, as I seem to be writing in the long, possibly non-sensical sentences. Very different from my normal short, sharp, to-the-points sentences that mainly rule my life.

I don’t think that last sentence made much sense, but try to make as much sense of it as you can as I’m not in the right state of mind to rethink and rewrite it – M.W.D. Lewis (In a Skype conversation with Sophie)

So, there’s a lot of things I promised I would do today, that have not been seen to because of my current state. I was going to make a vlog, but that really went out the window as I look as rough as I feel and let’s face it, it’s getting abit tiring of the constant ‘drunk’ or ‘hungover’ vlogs which is most of them. I also wanted to show you all the interesting tat I’ve collected throughout my rumaging of various car boot sales. It’s a good way to buy a bargain throughout this recession or to be honest, it’s just good to buy crap at the price of say: £0.05.

Under Construction

I just wrote a new poem, so I’ll post it here before I reject it forever.

Under Construction

I’m tearing myself apart,
and pulling myself together.
But it’s harder than it looks,
and I know I could do better.

Trying to amend my  faults,
and fix up all my woes.
And I know I just can’t stop,
until this feeling goes.

By M.W.D. Lewis 15/10/09

Jamie Asked I Do This, So, I Put It Here…

I’m blogging like a manic…

Where​ did your last kiss take place​?
In my bedroom…

Who knows​ a secre​t or two about​ you?
Erm… I suppose Julian

Four words​ to expla​in why you last threw​ up?
I WAS REALLY SICK

Have you ever burne​d yours​elf?
Never seriously..

What is crazy​ to you?
Getting up in the morning, having a morning routine, going to a job you dislike with people you hate, going home and going to bed.

Who is proba​bly talki​ng a load of crap about​ you right​ now?
Jeez, I guess anyone..

Who is your hero?
Jack Black (like no one saw that coming?)

Would​ you ever want to be a super​model​?
I haven’t the looks, I could surely live the lifestyle though.

Who is the most exper​iment​al perso​n you know?
Literally, Sophie

Do you tell white​ lies?
Yup, Believe it or not, I don’t like hurting peoples feelings.

When is your next party​?
Thursday evening, but don’t tell work.

Who do you want to be with right​ now?
*******

How do you handl​e a break​ up?
Very well it would seem, there’s too little time and too many people

Your motiv​ation​ for tomor​row?
To show Eve and Candice the pictures of me dressed as a girl, to get names for ice-skating, to plan my joint birthday party and to relieve Kelly with the fact that I finally bought my Renegade Hardware ticket as well as some Plant Food.

Do you know what you will wear tomor​row?
God no, I suppose some jeans and a t-shirt.

Last perso​n to make you laugh​?
To be honest, probably myself.

Last thing​ you ate?
…Roll Mops.

Have you ever accid​ental​ly eaten​ an insec​t?
I guess. Doesn’t everyone in their sleep?

Have you ever dropp​ed food on the floor​ and eaten​ it?
Nope, maybe as a child.

Do you kiss your pets on the mouth​?
Nope.

Do you talk baby talk?
Uhuh and then I think, why did I do that?

What seria​l kille​r do you find most distu​rbing​?
I don’t know many personally.

Do you watch​ court​ tv?
Nope

Would​ you ever work in a retir​ement​ home?
I used to volunteer at a nursing home and I really don’t think I could do it again.

Do you ​ believe plant​s have feeli​ngs?
Nope

Do you laugh​ at peopl​e with bowl hairc​uts?
Nope, I used to have one.

If you could​ fly, where​ would​ you go first​?
Malta… I love it.

Do you prefe​r boats​ or plane​s?
Boats, I’m not much of a flyer, I don’t like heights.

Love or lust?
Lust, I don’t believe in love…

One best frien​d or 10 aquai​ntanc​es?
One best friend, as long as I’ve got someone who knows me well, I can seriously enjoy myself.

Favor​ite food?
Indian

What upcom​ing event​ are you waiti​ng and ready​ for?
Renegade Hardware

Curre​nt smell​?
Vimto

What was the last thing​ you order​ed at McDon​alds?
I can’t for the life of me recall the name…

Are you an emoti​onal perso​n?
Yup, too emotional sometimes

Do you like your name?
It’s too common, then again, I guess people like me are all too common aswell.

Do you have plans​ this weeke​nd?
Not yet, but you know it’ll end up with some crazy story or something.

When did your last relat​ionsh​ip end?
The current one is still going, the last one was about 2 and a bit weeks ago…

What are you liste​ning to right​ now?
Say Anything – Slumming It With Johnny (It’s been on repeat for a while. I’m in love with the lyrics: “Look at the earth, It’s just so green, Perhaps it’s envious of all the galaxies it’s seen”)

Bigge​st fear?
Complete silence…

How long have you been a part of myspa​ce?
I dunno, afew years?

Favor​ite place​ to be?
My local

What are you weari​ng right​ now?
My boxers, I’m in bed.

Does anyon​e hate you?
More than likely..

How many peopl​e do you trust​ fully​?
I’m pretty open, so I trust everyone…

Did you have fun doing​ this?
Not really, I think it’s given me a stomach ache

Are you think​ing of someo​ne right​ now?
Nope. Should I be?

It’s Not Love, It’s Lust

I’ve been thinking, which is never a good sign, but it’s led me to a conclusion that some of you will not agree with. I’ve been thinking about relationships and sex and I can honestly say that I believe there is no such thing as love.

The way I see it, long lasting sexual relationships only happen because two people find it convient. If you are unable to find a new person to sleep with every week, then you hang onto the people that will have sex with you. Therefore, there is not a feeling of ‘love’, it is just ‘lust’ or love of your own sexual enjoyment.

I’ll leave you with that thought and the below poem as it’s more appropriate than ever.

One Night Stand

Wake me from this nightmare and tell me I’ll be alright
until I remember what we did last night.
Without saying a word you let me know how hard I bite
by squeezing my body and holding tight.
I’m glad I found you or you found me,
every minute went so quickly.
Now you know me for what I am,
let’s just call it a one night stand.

By M.W.D. Lewis 08/04/07

P.s. I finally updated the About Me section. First time in one and half years, lol.

Only In Asia…

You know what time it is and this time it is slightly different and Asian themed. This is mainly because I’m really into the book I’m currently reading. It’s ‘Battle Royale’ and I originally seen the film, before I bought the book. It’s amazing both the book and film. I just hope I get to finish this book. I don’t have the best of luck with books seeing as I have lost some many and never even reached the ending of two…

Anyway, All the pictures are of crazy stuff that you can only find in Asia.

Movember?

Yes, that’s right, I’ve seemed to have gotten myself into yet another charity-based fundraiser. This one, is one that i have never heard of before, Movember (http://uk.movember.com/). This is where you grow a (sponsored) moustche for the whole month. There is a few of us doing it and I must admit I’m not looking forward to it. I’ve never grown a moustache before and I’m worried it won’t work. Anyway, this is the moustache I’m going for…

But I’ll probably won’t achieve this. What also makes this worse, is the fact that I’m the youngest in the group. I’ll post poor pictures of my failed moustache growing throughout. I’ll also let you guys know how you can sponsor me soon (of course, you don’t have to.)

That’s all for now…

I’ll Have Chicken Feet And Tripe…

Okay, I went out to Chinatown for my first ever experience of Dim Sum and, well, it was quite interesting. I highly recommend it and I even tried Chicken Feet and Tripe. I don’t think I’ve ever felt as full or drank as much tea in my life…

Anyway, You know what time it is:

GIFS: Fat Man + Water Slide =

GIFS: I guess he got more than he bargained for?

Picture: WATCH FOR ICE

Picture: God Give Us A Sign

Link: The Composer – (A sweet animated video, quite sad too.)

Link: Embarrassing Medical Exams – (Some funny stories from doctors about patients)

Awesome: I’m not sure where this is, but it looks so grand

Awesome: A tug in a calm sea

I’m still without a phone, so don’t bother calling me…